Type in your artist of choice and Drinkify pairs it with a beverage. Never again will you make the mistake of drinking beer while listening to Wu-Tang Clan (Drinkify says “1 bottle Gin”) or doing shots of Jager to Nina Simone (“1 bottle Cabernet”). Relieved? Us too. READ THE REST & SEE MORE MATCH UPS @ HEARTY MAGAZINE

Type in your artist of choice and Drinkify pairs it with a beverage. Never again will you make the mistake of drinking beer while listening to Wu-Tang Clan (Drinkify says “1 bottle Gin”) or doing shots of Jager to Nina Simone (“1 bottle Cabernet”). Relieved? Us too.

READ THE REST & SEE MORE MATCH UPS @ HEARTY MAGAZINE

This week’s episode of the Jersey Shore was heartwarming. And I mean that in the most sincere way possible. As much as the grenade horn and the fact that Vinny said the stripper pole Snooki bought for the house was not durable enough for fat chicks made me cringe inside, the tension between Sammi, Ronnie and Jenni was confronted – finally. After the first episode I realized that the family needed a therapy lesson in communication, it turns all they needed was old faithful: alcohol. READ THE REST OF MISH WAY’S SHORE, SERIOUSLY @ HEARTY MAGAZINE

This week’s episode of the Jersey Shore was heartwarming. And I mean that in the most sincere way possible. As much as the grenade horn and the fact that Vinny said the stripper pole Snooki bought for the house was not durable enough for fat chicks made me cringe inside, the tension between Sammi, Ronnie and Jenni was confronted – finally. After the first episode I realized that the family needed a therapy lesson in communication, it turns all they needed was old faithful: alcohol.

READ THE REST OF MISH WAY’S SHORE, SERIOUSLY @ HEARTY MAGAZINE

bootlegger mini liquor bottle ankle concealer sure, it requires pants and controlled leg dance moves to avoid sending one flying…but saves on coin. the makers say that it also provides a selection but i warn against this. you won’t care how much money you’ve saved if you’ve shot tequila, gin, vodka and whiskey back to back in the same night. JBF life tips.

bootlegger mini liquor bottle ankle concealer

sure, it requires pants and controlled leg dance moves to avoid sending one flying…but saves on coin. the makers say that it also provides a selection but i warn against this. you won’t care how much money you’ve saved if you’ve shot tequila, gin, vodka and whiskey back to back in the same night. JBF life tips.

aw this is so cute! it would be perfect for a lunch box. apparently they’re big in the uk, which i feel is somehow related to their love of “alcopops” which we call “bitch drinks” here in the NEW country. yesterday my brother told me about how he went out for drinks with co-workers and someone ordered water. that was the end of the story. a lover of ice water myself, i didn’t understand until he explained it to me: bros never ever order water at a bar.

aw this is so cute! it would be perfect for a lunch box. apparently they’re big in the uk, which i feel is somehow related to their love of “alcopops” which we call “bitch drinks” here in the NEW country. yesterday my brother told me about how he went out for drinks with co-workers and someone ordered water. that was the end of the story. a lover of ice water myself, i didn’t understand until he explained it to me: bros never ever order water at a bar.

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