tracieeganmorrissey: Best name ever.

tracieeganmorrissey:

Best name ever.

this is carley from mtv’s fresh meat saying something about how she can’t trust anyone but landon, or whatever. it doesn’t matter because they’re not going to win. instead, i’m like, “hold up, let me screencap this bitch” because check out that necklace she’s wearing. it’s brass knuckles. well carley you just stopped sucking so much. i’m glad you sent those fools home. all the best to you and your beefy, unpoliticking partner.

this is carley from mtv’s fresh meat saying something about how she can’t trust anyone but landon, or whatever. it doesn’t matter because they’re not going to win. instead, i’m like, “hold up, let me screencap this bitch” because check out that necklace she’s wearing. it’s brass knuckles. well carley you just stopped sucking so much. i’m glad you sent those fools home. all the best to you and your beefy, unpoliticking partner.

saturday night, box of wine. sunday morning, maury.

saturday night, box of wine. sunday morning, maury.

there need to be more screencaps of maury in my life.

there need to be more screencaps of maury in my life.

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