Type in your artist of choice and Drinkify pairs it with a beverage. Never again will you make the mistake of drinking beer while listening to Wu-Tang Clan (Drinkify says “1 bottle Gin”) or doing shots of Jager to Nina Simone (“1 bottle Cabernet”). Relieved? Us too.
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Type in your artist of choice and Drinkify pairs it with a beverage. Never again will you make the mistake of drinking beer while listening to Wu-Tang Clan (Drinkify says “1 bottle Gin”) or doing shots of Jager to Nina Simone (“1 bottle Cabernet”). Relieved? Us too.

READ THE REST & SEE MORE MATCH UPS @ HEARTY MAGAZINE

baggy winecoat by designer jakob wagner
Baggy Winecoat gives the popular Bag in Box wines a casual but stylish look! Simply take the wine bag out of the box, place it in the Baggy Wine Coat and close the flexible top. A rubber bottom makes sure the Baggy Winecoat do not tip over; neither on the dinner table, nor on the picnic. If you want to carry your wine with you, just grab the handle and go!
it took about 2 seconds on google image search to find a better alternative to this bag. nice try “envoyage” but wagner’s got it covered.

baggy winecoat by designer jakob wagner

Baggy Winecoat gives the popular Bag in Box wines a casual but stylish look! Simply take the wine bag out of the box, place it in the Baggy Wine Coat and close the flexible top. A rubber bottom makes sure the Baggy Winecoat do not tip over; neither on the dinner table, nor on the picnic. If you want to carry your wine with you, just grab the handle and go!

it took about 2 seconds on google image search to find a better alternative to this bag. nice try “envoyage” but wagner’s got it covered.

envoyage “taschen” weekender bag
yeah ok but what about the cork-sized bruise i’m going to get on the back of my arm? best solution is still to buy a box of wine, take the bag out of the box and put the bag in your purse with the spout sticking out. a couple icepacks around it and whabam! house-party ready. you’re welcome.

envoyage “taschen” weekender bag

yeah ok but what about the cork-sized bruise i’m going to get on the back of my arm? best solution is still to buy a box of wine, take the bag out of the box and put the bag in your purse with the spout sticking out. a couple icepacks around it and whabam! house-party ready. you’re welcome.

photo by alex soth

photo by alex soth

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